She plucked from my lapel the invisible strand of lint (the universal act of woman to proclaim ownership).

You can't appreciate home till you've left it, money till it's spent, your wife till she's joined a women's club, nor Old Glory till you see it hanging on a br…

A story with a moral appended is like the bill of a mosquito. It bores you, and then injects a stinging drop to irritate your conscience.

History is bright and fiction dull with homely men who have charmed women.

'Fair play to women if they want to empower themselves or want to go out and buy all their little sex toys. Not my cup of tea personally - I'm quite old-fashio…

All this fuss about sleeping together. For physical pleasure I'd sooner go to my dentist any day.

Sex and laughter do go very well together, and I wondered - and still do - which is the more important.