Such fools they were in Battle School, to let so few girls in. It left the boys completely helpless against a woman when they returned to Earth.

If I have to choose between an omnipotent God who leaves the world in this condition, and a God who has only a little bit of power but really cares and tries t…

'And you actually were cuddly,' said Carn. 'No offense, but you were spunky.' 'If that's your word for 'bratty little asshole,' said Dink mildly.

My hands are clean, but not because I wasn't prepared to bloody them.

The surest way to corrupt a youth is to instruct him to hold in higher esteem those who think alike than those who think differently.

As the little boy said when asked if he wanted to be a lawyer like his mother, 'Oh no, that's women's work.' (Outrageous Acts and Everyday Rebellions)

When you're talking about fighting, as it is, with no rules, well then, baby you'd better train every part of your body!