The man who has an intelligent child is doomed to spend his life justifying every decision he makes

What a heavy burden to bear Heaviest because there's nothing I can do Then it's not your burden, is it? The opposite is true. The burden is heavier precisely b…

Why bother coming up with more excuses when she knew the truth : that god had answered her prayer, not with the thing she asked for, but rather the thing she w…

Clearly this stranger was the most interesting thing that had happened to Keturah in her entire life

I'm tired of the excuses everybody uses he's their kid I stay out of it, but who gave you the right to do this?

'Some strong-willed children absolutely demand to be spanked, and their wishes should be granted. . . [T]wo or three stinging strokes on the legs or buttocks w…

I own kids, no one fucks with me. The last guy that fucked with me got his shit pushed in out of his mouth, and he ended up choking on his own shit.