Living in the lap of luxury isn't bad, except you never know when luxury is going to stand up.

She's the most exciting woman in the world!

Everybody denies that I am genius - but nobody ever called me one.

If you want a happy ending, that depends, of course, on where you stop your story.

'I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered.'

Keeping up with the Joneses was a full-time job with my mother and father. It was not until many years later when I lived alone that I realized how much cheape…

There are few sorrows, however poignant, in which a good income is of no avail.