Whenever there is a job to be taken on of a kind calculated to make Humanity shudder, the cry goes up, 'Let Wooster do it.'

...I mean to say, when a girl, offered a good man's heart, laughs like a bursting paper bag and tells him not to be a silly ass, the good man is entitled, I th…

'Are you sure?' I said that sure was just what I wasn't anything but.

Attila the Hun might have broken off his engagement to her, but nobody except Attila the Hun, and he only on one of his best mornings.

Did you really invent the computer, or am I being pranked right now?

That's 'Mr. Smut Peddler' to you!

People come up to me and say 'Steve, what is film editing?' And I say 'How should I know? You're the director.'