I started back to the house, and in the drive I met Jeeves. He was at the wheel of Stiffy's car. Beside him, looking like a Scotch elder rebuking sin, was the dog Bartholomew.

'And shove him into a dungeon with dripping walls and see to it that he is well gnawed by rats.'

As is so often the case with butlers, there was a good deal of Beach. Julius Caesar, who liked to have men about him who were fat, would have taken to him at o…

I was expecting Pop Bassett to give an impersonation of a bomb falling on an ammunition dump, but he didn't. Instead, he continued to exhibit that sort of chil…

I don't see no p'ints about that frog that's any better'n any other frog.

A moose is an animal with horns on the front of his head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it.

'I abominate any organization that denies cats are people!'