As he reached the end of the carpet and was about to turn and pace back again, he stopped abruptly with one foot in the air, looking so like The Soul's Awakening that a seasoned art critic would have been deceived.

A man, to use an old-fashioned phrase, of some twenty-eight summers, he gave the impression at the moment of having experienced at least that number of very ha…

He was either a man of about a hundred and fifty who was rather young for his years or a man of about a hundred and ten who had been aged by trouble.

Many a man may look respectable, and yet be able to hide at will behind a spiral staircase.

I have seldom known a man cunning with his brush who was not simple with his tongue; or, indeed, any skill in particular that was not allied to general stupidi…

This is The Tonight Show. I can't tell you too much about it, other than the fact that this program is going to go on forever.

I hope some historian will confirm that I was the first cartoonist to use the word 'booger' in a newspaper comic strip.