I consider that of all the dashed silly, drivelling ideas I ever heard in my puff this is the most blithering and futile. It won't work. Not a chance.

A slight throbbing about the temples told me that this discussion had reached saturation point.

And a moment later there was a sound like a mighty rushing wind, and the relative had crossed the threshold at fifty m.p.h. under her own steam.

There is enough sadness in life without having fellows like Gussie Fink-Nottle going about in sea boots.

Where ideas are concerned, America can be counted on to do one of two things: take a good idea and run it completely into the ground, or take a bad idea and ru…

The European boys have small ideas but they sure know how to dress 'em up.

Get stewed: Books are a load of crap.