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A guy called up, and in his lead, he said, 'We've talked before. I used to be with US but now I'm for SELF.' And I was like, 'I guess we know everything now, don't we?' ... I kind of laughed and I went, 'I guess a lot of people are like that.' And he paused and went, 'Uhhh: what?' And I said, 'Oh, nothing.'

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