A guy called up, and in his lead, he said, 'We've talked before. I used to be with US but now I'm for SELF.' And I was like, 'I guess we know everything now, don't we?' ... I kind of laughed and I went, 'I guess a lot of people are like that.' And he paused and went, 'Uhhh: what?' And I said, 'Oh, nothing.'

I've always wanted to make the world a more rational place. I'm still working on it.

Technology adds nothing to art. Two thousand years ago, I could tell you a story, and at any point during the story I could stop, and ask, Now do you want the …

It's fair to say that the Bible contains equal amounts of fact, history, and pizza.

My major hobby is teasing people who take themselves and the quality of their knowledge too seriously and those who don't have the guts to sometimes say: I don…

Perhaps you will find me more agreeable.

As for life within a Legislature,- who can tell how warped and bent and twisted, and accommodated to the exigencies of party struggle become the faculties of b…