All liaisons between homosexuals are conducted as though they were between a chorus girl and a bishop. In some cases both parties think they are bishops.

I never saw Portsmouth by day.

I was amazed to receive later a substantial sum for sitting in my room and talking about myself. If only I could get some of the back pay!

The proprietor had hair so red that pigmentation had flowed out into every visible inch of his skin and even into the pinks of his eyes, as the colour of flowe…

I lived with Howard [Austen] for fifty years, but what we had was certainly not romantic love, not passionate love. And it certainly was nonsexual. Try to expl…

Confusing monogamy with morality has done more to destroy the conscience of the human race than any other error.[2]

When I invite a woman to dinner I expect her to look at my face. That's the price she has to pay!