The measure of woman's distaste for any part of her life lies not in the loudness of her lamentations (these are only an attempt to buy a martyr's crown at a reduced price) but in her persistent pursuit of that occupation of which she never ceases to complain.

God, from whose territory I had withdrawn my ambassadors at the age of fourteen. It had become obvious that he was never going to do a thing I said.

There was no need to do any housework at all. After four years the dirt doesn't get any worse.

The consuming desire of most human beings is deliberately to place their entire life in the hands of some other person. For this purpose they frequently choose…

Money. You don't know where it's been, but you put it where your mouth is. And it talks.

I know when to stay in And when to go out Get things done!

You see, she was gonna be an actress And I was gonna learn to fly. She took off to find the footlights, And I took off for the sky. And here, she's acting happ…