Richard Feynman Quotes on Humor

5 quotes

  1. On the infrequent occasions when I have been called upon in a formal place to play the bongo drums, the introducer never seems to find it necessary to mention that I also do theoretical physics.

  2. I'd hate to die twice. It's so boring.

  3. For those who want some proof that physicists are human, the proof is in the idiocy of all the different units which they use for measuring energy.

  4. One time I was in the men's room of the bar and there was a guy at the urinal. He was kind of drunk, and said to me in a mean-sounding voice, 'I don't like your face. I think I'll push it in.' I was scared green. I replied in an equally mean voice, 'Get out of my way, or I'll pee right through ya!'

  5. In particular, she had a wonderful sense of humor, and I learned from her that the highest forms of understanding we can achieve are laughter and human compassion.

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