[In a French Accent] The French are one of few people left who still have underground nuclear testing where do they do it? In the Sahara a wasteland? No, fuck off. In Tahiti, in paradise. Why? Because we're French. 'Oh look. A Greenpeace boat coming to protest. Fuck off! I sink you.' 'I am a bad-ass motherfucker, am I not?'

Russia has the Bomb. We have many bombs. We don't know where they all are. Maybe you want a dirty bomb.

'Cause they've got 'The Chamber', 'The Chair', 'Fear Factor', and people in Texas are saying, 'We got those shows. We just don't film 'em!'

When did Ted Kennedy become Jabba The Hutt? He's huge! You're a Kennedy, not a Macy's Day float. 'Bring him down! We're voting!'

The bronze to Sean Hannity of Fixed News. On the Rupert Murdoch Network talking about those carbon off-sets you purchase to off-set your carbon footprint, 'tho…

Nixon is the kind of politician who would cut down a redwood tree, then mount the stump for a speech on conservation.

They got how many trillions of dollars in gold and silver and jewelry and art and real estate and stained glass and they're passing the basket on Sunday so the…