Quote #33

[In a French Accent] The French are one of few people left who still have underground nuclear testing where do they do it? In the Sahara a wasteland? No, fuck off. In Tahiti, in paradise. Why? Because we're French. 'Oh look. A Greenpeace boat coming to protest. Fuck off! I sink you.' 'I am a bad-ass motherfucker, am I not?'

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