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  1. 'This sucks on so many levels.'
  2. The movie stars six teenage characters who have been marketed on TV and in toy stores. They have names, but no discernible personalities. N…
  3. Only enormously talented people could have made Death to Smoochy. Those with lesser gifts would have lacked the nerve to make a film so bad…
  4. Parents: If you encounter teenagers who say they liked this movie, do not let them date your children.
  5. Boat Trip arrives preceded by publicity saying many homosexuals have been outraged by the film. Now that it's in theaters, everybody else h…
  6. Some of the acting is better than the film deserves. Make that all of the acting. Actually, the film stock itself is better than the film d…
  7. I had a colonoscopy once, and they let me watch it on TV. It was more entertaining than The Brown Bunny.
  8. I remember when hard-core first became commonplace, and there were discussions about what it would be like if a serious director ever made …

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