There are nine and sixty ways of constructing tribal lays, And every single one of them is right!

There's a Legion that never was 'listed, That carries no colours or crest, But, split in a thousand detachments, Is breaking the road for the rest.

For 'im that doth not work must surely die; But that's no reason man should labour all 'Is life on one same shift - life's none so long.

I've taken my fun where I've found it; I've rogued an' I've ranged in my time; I've 'ad my pickin' o' sweet'earts, An' four o' the lot was prime. One was an 'a…

Well I'll just skip the boring parts chapters one, two, three and get to the place where you can read my face and my biography.

There is no agony like bearing an untold story inside of you.

Anecdotes don't make good stories. Generally, I dig down underneath them so far that the story that finally comes out is not what people thought their anecdote…