Kerry is cheap. Most gigolos are. I mean - I think it - I think it goes with the, with the definition.

Hugo, Cesar - whatever. A Chavez is a Chavez. We've always had problems with them.

Can you imagine some poor welfare recipient in Arizona doesn't know what's up, doesn't know why the check's not as big, doesn't know why the food stamps don't …

And then what if - there are all kinds of little Communist regimes in - what if Fidel Castro shows up and says I endorse Kerry? The Black Caucus would like tha…

If champagne ever wanted cheering up, it would drink Tony Banks.

We disagree so violently on almost everything that it's a real pleasure to drink with him. If nothing else, he's absolutely honest in his lunacy - and I've fou…

Senator, I served with Jack Kennedy. I knew Jack Kennedy. Jack Kennedy was a friend of mine. Senator, you're no Jack Kennedy.