I mean, why didn't these morons leave New Orleans before the hurricane? I'll tell you why: because they wanted to rape and loot! That's just the way some people are! And if they're black - if the rapists and looters are black - it's not George Bush's fault! We've had these problems ever since the Emancipation Proclamation. Once the whites leave town, all you've got is overwhelming lawlessness. That's not racism, Mr. Snerdley; it's a proven, demonstrable fact. Have you even seen a ghetto in Greenwich, Connecticut? I rest my case.

Meanwhile, New York's not doing anything about it. Four years later and it's still nothing but a hole in the ground. Four years!

I'm just watching Sen. 'Dick Turban,' ah, Dick Turban is doing his - from Illinois - he of Club G'itmo fame. Ha! I wish Roberts would have shown up in the Club…

Embrace your inner wacko, Senator Kerry.

'It is more than a crime; it is a political fault,' -words which I record, because they have been repeated and attributed to others.

You realize that suicide's a criminal offense - In less enlightened times they'd have hung you for it.

In order to ameliorate without commotion new institutions must be made, as it were, to rise out of those which the barbarism of centuries has consecrated. It w…