Such is the common process of marriage. A youth and maiden meeting by chance, or brought together by artifice, exchange glances, reciprocate civilities, go home, and dream of one another. Having little to divert attention, or diversify thought, they find themselves uneasy when they are apart, and therefore conclude that they shall be happy together. They marry, and discover what nothing but voluntary blindness had before concealed; they wear out life in altercations, and charge nature with cruelty.

Example is always more efficacious than precept.

Integrity without knowledge is weak and useless, and knowledge without integrity is dangerous and dreadful.

Marriage has many pains, but celibacy has no pleasures.

And if you go chasing rabbits And you know you're going to fall, Tell 'em a hookah smokin' caterpillar has given you the call. Call Alice when she was just sma…

When a Man has Married a Wife He finds out whether Her Knees & elbows are only glued together.

Only a fool would refuse to enter a fool's paradise-when that's the only paradise he'll ever have a chance to enter.