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More from Sanjaya Malakar

  1. I drove a bus down Sunset Boulevard once, and I didn't kill anyone.

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  2. I didn't know people had that much water in them!

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  3. I can't tell you. I would say that if I did, I would have to kill you, but that wouldn't be polite.

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