Sex is like a beautiful meeting of genitalia. It's the dance of love between a penis and vagina.

Mr. D, Why is you doing the Big Nasty on my bed?!

When I'm not longer rapping, I want to open up an ice cream parlor and call myself Scoop Dogg.

Waiting on the pizzle, the dizzle and the shizzle G's to the bizzack, now ladies here we gizzo.