'If I hear Bowie Kuhn say just once more he's doing something for the betterment of baseball, I'm going to throw-up.'

'If I ever find a pitcher who has heat, a good curve, and a slider, I might seriously consider marrying him, or at least proposing.'

'I only had a high school education and believe me, I had to cheat to get that.'

'I don't know why the players make such a big fuss about sitting in the first class section of the plane. Does that mean they'll get there faster?'

Those who enjoy responsibility usually get it; those who merely like exercising authority usually lose it.

Leadership means that a group, large or small, is willing to entrust authority to a person who has shown judgement, wisdom, personal appeal, and proven compete…

Also aber rathe ich euch, meine Freunde: misstraut Allen, in welchen der Trieb, zu strafen, machtig ist! Das ist Volk schlechter Art und Abkunft; aus ihren Ges…