Quote #4

If anyone at my funeral has a long face, I'll never speak to him again.

More from Stan Laurel

  1. You can lead a horse to water, but a pencil must be lead.
  2. If you had a face like mine, you'd punch me right on the nose, and I'm just the fella to do it.
  3. I had a dream that I was awake and I woke up to find myself asleep.
  4. Babe would understand.

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