Winning the Nobel Prize does not automatically qualify you to be commander in chief. I think George Bush has proved definitively that to be president, you don't need to care about science, literature or peace.

We worked very hard to keep him from being a jerk by keeping in mind he's well intentioned. Just poorly informed. He wants to do the right thing but has none o…

While skin and race are often synonymous, skin cleansing is good, race cleansing is bad.

Not living in fear is a great gift, because certainly these days we do it so much. And do you know what I like about comedy? You can't laugh and be afraid at t…

Blacker, with the exception of Col Everest, was the ablest and most scientific man that ever presided over this expensive department

I've forgotten more about national security than George W. Bush will ever learn.

When we are sick, we want an uncommon doctor; when we have a construction job to do, we want an uncommon engineer, and when we are at war, we want an uncommon …