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Currently there's five machines permanently networked here. They all contain the serious core stuff. A couple of the machines are pensioned off 486s, with little other value now. Plus there's two Jaz drives in the building and the portable also carries a fair amount of stuff. Plus every Friday a man comes around and carves all the new stuff onto stone slabs and buries them in the garden... I think I'm okay.

Terry Pratchett#43

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About this quote

What does it mean?
The speaker describes a modest but functional tech setup, ending with a humorous reference to preserving data on stone.
In plain terms
I have a few old computers and a backup system involving carvings on stone.
What can you take from it?
Humor helps us cope with the absurdity of modern tech habits.

Where it applies

  • tech maintenance
  • storage management
  • writing about tech

Putting it to work

  • maintain your data carefully
  • find humor in mundane tasks

Questions to consider

  • How do you back up your important files?
  • What counts as security in the modern age?

Another view

Stone carving is impractical for actual data storage.

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