Kane, you think you impress the Rock when your music hits? All the lights go out. You got fire coming out of the post, fire shooting out of your ass, you got fire coming out of everywhere and then all of a sudden you're doing jumping jacks, you're happy, because Kane can talk. The big red retard can finally speak! Well, Kane, the Rock says this, he's in a giving mood tonight. You come on out here, the Rock got a little gift for you. He'll give you this microphone right here so you can talk in front of the millions *crowd finishes it* and millions of the Rock's fans, take your little voice gimmic, stick it to your throat and say this, (Doing an Impression of Kane) 'My name is Kane... and I am a roody poo candy ass!' And the Rock says this Kane, that little voice box you used to use, you left the Rock with one choice on what to do with it. The Rock says he'll take your little voice box, take all the batteries out, lube it up turn that sum bitch sideways and stick it straight up your candy ass!
About this quote
- What does it mean?
- The Rock ridicules Kane's visual gimmicks and mocks him for finally being able to speak, calling him a retard and challenging his voice.
- In plain terms
- Your fire tricks are cool, but your voice is what I really want to mock.
- What can you take from it?
- Appearance does not compensate for weakness.
Where it applies
Putting it to work
Questions to consider
- How do you overcome an intimidating opponent?
- Is physical spectacle enough to build a character?
Another view
The language used is offensive and may alienate modern audiences.
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