Macavity, Macavity, there's no on like Macavity, He's broken every human law, he breaks the law of gravity.

He's the bafflement of Scotland Yard, the Flying Squad's despair: For when they reach the scene of crime - Macavity's not there!

He always has an alibi, and one or two to spare: At whatever time the deed took place- Macavity wasn't there.

And we all say: OH! Well I never! Was there ever A Cat so clever As Magical Mr. Mistoffelees!