It will do you no harm to find yourself ridiculous. Resign yourself to be the fool you are.

You now have learned enough to see That Cats are much like you and me And other people whom we find Possessed of various types of mind. For some are sane and s…

You will find that you survive humiliation And that's an experience of incalculable value.

These modern productions are all very well, But there's nothing to equal, from what I hear tell, That moment of mystery When I made history As Firefrorefiddle,…