'I'm a winter girl. I like coming out when things are desolate and everybody's ready to slit their wrists.'

'I'm a tomato freak, but sometimes you have to get it in ketchup form for people to be able to open to tomatoes.'

'If you call me a new-age, airy-fairy, hippie-dippy airhead I will shove my crystals up your ass.'

'I'm not potato chips. I'm like a sardine. Not everybody likes those little suckers.'