Laughter is America's most important export.

It's a mistake not to give people a chance to learn to depend on themselves while they are young.

In my view, wholesome pleasure, sport, and recreation are as vital to this nation as productive work and should have a large share in the national budget.

Every child is born blessed with a vivid imagination. But just as a muscle grows flabby with disuse, so the bright imagination of a child pales in later years …

I was irrevocably betrothed to laughter, the sound of which has always seemed to me the most civilized music in the world.

It's the movies that have really been running things in America ever since they were invented. They show you what to do, how to do it, when to do it, how to fe…

We was as 'appy as could be that day Down at the Welsh 'Arp, which is 'Endon way.