Ever since I heard you is got a million dollars I notice you is fraught with perspicacity.

(Albert:) 'I'd give them a piece of my mind if I could find it! I mean, them!' (Porky Pine, to Pogo:) 'Y'know, ol' Albert leads a life of noisy desperation.'

Foo, a beautiful gal wastes her time gracin' up this swamp.

Thar's only two possibilities: Thar is life out there in the universe which is smarter than we are, or we're the most intelligent life in the universe. Either …

Wealth, in even the most improbable cases, manages to convey the aspect of intelligence.

Gold conjures up a mist about a man, more destructive of all his old senses and lulling to his feelings than the fumes of charcoal.

She's not ignorant, she's just stupider than I ever imagined