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  1. I thought you were kidding. I thought it was a joke, I even wrote it down in my diary. 'Veronica had a very funny joke today.' I laughed at…
  2. You've got a dirty whorish mouth.
  3. Why don't you go back to your home on Whore Island?
  4. What? You pooped in the refrigerator? And you ate the whole... wheel of cheese? How'd you do that? Heck, I'm not even mad; that's amazing.
  5. You are a smelly pirate hooker.
  6. I'm very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany.
  7. I know that one day Veronica and I are gonna get married on top of a mountain, and there's going to be flutes playing and trombones and flo…
  8. Go fuck yourself, San Diego.

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