He knew that women appreciated neither irony nor sarcasm, but simple jokes and funny stories. He was amply provided with both.

If a nation values anything more than freedom, it will lose its freedom; and the irony of it is that if it is comfort or money that it values more, it will los…

Now the world in general doesn't know what to make of originality; it is startled out of its comfortable habits of thought, and its first reaction is one of an…

Marriage is a very good thing, but I think it's a mistake to make a habit out of it.