To eat well in England, you should have a breakfast three times a day.

Dying is a very dull, dreary affair. And my advice to you is to have nothing whatever to do with it.

[Money] is the string with which a sardonic destiny directs the motions of its puppets.

What has influenced my life more than any other single thing has been my stammer. Had I not stammered I would probably... have gone to Cambridge as my brothers…