'Is it just me or are pensioners getting younger these days?'

'Whatever would American tourists think?'

'Is that wise, darling? Remember you have to reign all afternoon.'

'We'd have to go self-service.'

I have never admitted that I am more than twenty-nine, or thirty at the most. Twenty-nine when there are pink shades, thirty when there are not.

The seven dwarfs were each on different little trips. Happy was into grass and grass alone : Happy, that's all he did. Sleepy was into reds. Grumpy, too much s…

The whole world is about three drinks behind.