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Goodnight Mrs. Calabash, wherever you are. I hope so Inka dinka doo, a dinka dee, A dinka doo. Oh, what a tune for crooning. Inka dinka doo, a dinka dee A dinka doo. It's got the whole world spooning. Be nice to people on your way up, because you're going to meet them all on your way down. Don't put no constrictions on da people. Leave 'em ta hell alone. Everybody wants ta get inta da act! Hotch-cha-cha-cha-cha! I don't know where it's going, but I'm sticking with it! I'd go home and cry. I made up my mind never to hurt anybody else, no matter what. I never made jokes about anybody's big ears, crossed eyes, or their stuttering. I hate music, especially when it's played. I'm mortified! It's-a-castastrophe! My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe. Politics is developing more comedians than radio ever did. Surrounded by assassins! When I got through with him, he was all covered wit' blood- my blood. When it comes to noses, you're a retailer. I'm a wholesaler! UMBRIAGO! (Mentioned as one of Jimmy's Aquaintences, usually introduced in a boisterous manner)jimmy durante
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