5 A. P. Herbert Quotes on Culture

A. P. Herbert quotes on culture

4. As my poor father used to say In 1863, Once people start on all this Art Goodbye, moralitee!

6. Nobody's wrong but England - and England's always wrong, Too late - or else too early - too soft - or else too strong. And when for once the wide world begins to praise her name Her own sons crowd and hurry to shout her back to shame.

8. The portions of a woman which appeal to man's depravity Are constructed with considerable care.

13. A highbrow is the kind of person who looks at a sausage and thinks of Picasso.

16. The Englishman never enjoys himself except for a noble purpose. He does not play cricket because it is a good game, but because it creates good citizens. He does not love motor-races for their own sake, but for the advantages they bring to the engineering firms of his country. And it is common knowledge that the devoted persons who conduct and regularly attend horse-races do not do so because they like it, but for the benefit of the breed of the English horse.