'A scream queen is an actress who eeks out a living.'

'Feminism is sort of like God. Many people profess to believe in it, but no one seems to be able to define it to everyone's satisfaction.'

'Any sufficiently badly-written science is indistinguishable from magic.' (aka Allston's Corollary to Clarke's Law)

'If you hack the Vatican server, have you tampered in God's domain?'