So far as I can remember, there is not one word in the Gospels in praise of intelligence. - Bertrand Russell

Properly read, the Bible is the most potent force for atheism ever conceived. - attributed to Isaac Asimov

The Bible looks like it started out as a game of Mad Libs. - Bill Maher

Is there an intelligent man or woman now in the world who believes in the Garden of Eden story? If you find any man who believes it, strike his forehead and yo…