The Bible looks like it started out as a game of Mad Libs. - Bill Maher

So far as I can remember, there is not one word in the Gospels in praise of intelligence. - Bertrand Russell

The Bible and the Church have been the greatest stumbling blocks in the way of women's emancipation. - Elizabeth Cady Stanton

Properly read, the Bible is the most potent force for atheism ever conceived. - attributed to Isaac Asimov