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(There are many variations of the 'where would we be...' joke, often following on from the Germany line) Where would we be with laws that involved us fighting animals? Spain.

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  1. And where would we be without rules, eh? That's right, France. And where would we be with too many rules? Germany.
  2. Where would we be with laws that favoured cyclists? Holland
  3. Wine or fruit-based drink for the ladies.
  4. I respect the Germans, they tried twice.
  5. The Euro isn't all bad, at least they left Wales off.
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