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I'd like to thank the Americans for their help in the War Against Terror, because if you hadn't funded the IRA for 30 years, we wouldn't know how to deal with terrorists, would we?

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  1. You see, the thing about xenophobia is, it's a Greek word.
  2. (to Australian audience members) Welcome back! Returning to the scene of the crime then?
  3. The Euro isn't all bad, at least they left Wales off.
  4. We're in a country that doesn't allow children to drink alcohol, but they can be a pub landlord. (fakes crying) Beautiful.
  5. I respect the Germans, they tried twice.
  6. Rugby, posh man's sport of course, fifteen men on a team, because posh people can afford to have more friends.
  7. Wine or fruit-based drink for the ladies.
  8. (addressing an audience member who has admitted to being a police officer) They say that ignorance leads to hatred but in this case, it's k…

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