Quote #21

'If he was an inch taller he'd be the best centre half in Britain. His father is 6ft 2in - I'd check the milkman.'

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  2. 'When an Italian tells me it's pasta on the plate I check under the sauce to make sure. They are the inventors of the smokescreen.'
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  4. 'Whether dribbling or sprinting, Ryan can leave the best defenders with twisted blood'
  5. 'They say he's an intelligent man, right? Speaks five languages! I've got a 15-year-old boy from the Ivory Coast who speaks five languages!'
  6. 'Cole should be scoring from those distances, but I'm not going to single him out.'
  7. 'He's a bully, a fucking big-time Charlie'.
  8. 'That lad [Filippo Inzaghi] must have been born offiside.'

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