Quote #21

I got to the bank and told them that I had lost my bank card. They told me they had seven accounts with people named Alice Cooper and didn't know which was mine. I told them, 'Mine's the one under MR. Alice Cooper'.

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  4. I've said it before, and it's absolutely true: we were the group that drove a stake through the heart of the love generation.
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