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I recently discovered that someone has taken out email accounts with addresses containing my name. ...If caught (and of course they won't be) but, if caught I hope the responsible parties will be forced to live on the South Beach diet for an entire month. I know that may seem like cruel and unusual punishment but goshdarnit identity theft is an ugly thing. (Sunday, February 27, 2005)

Alton Brown#159

JusticePrivacyPunishmentSecurity

About this quote

What does it mean?
Expresses frustration with identity theft and wishes punishment on thieves.
In plain terms
Identities are stolen online and that is bad.
What can you take from it?
Identity theft should be punished severely.

Where it applies

  • cybercrime
  • personal data loss
  • online fraud

Putting it to work

  • protect identity
  • report theft
  • demand accountability

Questions to consider

  • How should identity theft be punished?
  • Why is privacy important?

Another view

Wishing health-related punishments may seem excessive to some.

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