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  1. Like the hat?
  2. By the way, I don't recommend this for most people. I'm just a little bit crazier than most.
  3. Golden brown and delicious.
  4. to a truck that roars by while he's filming: Get a muffler!
  5. Take your time, and your patience will be rewarded.
  6. after inspecting a honey tree full of bees: Okay, they're mad now. Run away.. run away!
  7. Thank you, Thing.
  8. I don't have any idea what to order, so I talk to a few of the folks milling around outside. I think I've got it straight, but then I go in…

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