'Finally, all the candidates are willing to sell out any of these other issues in service of the one burning desire of all Democrats: abortion on demand. If they could just figure out a way to abort babies using solar power, that's all we'd ever hear about.'

'We'll drive off the side of that bridge when we come to it, Senator Kennedy.'

The only standard journalists respect is: Will this story promote the left-wing agenda?

Ozzy Osbourne has his bats, and I have that darn 'convert them to Christianity' quote. Some may not like what I said, but I'm still waiting to hear a better su…

Iranian president Mahmoud Ahmadinejad serves up] a triple scoop of crazy, sprinkled with crazy, and topped off with warm crazy sauce.

If Americans support abortion, let's vote. . . Just this past term, in Stenberg vs. Carhart, the court expanded the apocryphal abortion right to an all-new rig…

For Dick Cheney, it must have felt just like any other day at the office: Folks who don't shave, don't bathe, and want him dead. Wow, feels just like back home!