The Lord gave us two ends-one to sit on and the other to think with. Success depends on which one we use the most.

Television has proved that people will look at anything rather than each other.

The naked truth is always better than the best dressed lie.

Opportunities are usually disguised as hard work, so most people don't recognize them.

It is a profoundly erroneous truism, repeated by all copy-books and by eminent people when they are making speeches, that we should cultivate the habit of thin…

The early bird catches the worm. But I have never been one for worms. I am not sure what the late bird catches but I will feast with him today. Probably porrid…

I do most of my work sitting down; that's where I shine.