I sit at my table en grand seigneur, And when I have done, throw a crust to the poor; Not only the pleasure, one's self, of good living, But also the pleasure of now and then giving. So pleasant it is to have money, heigh ho! So pleasant it is to have money.

Trust me, I've read your German sage To far more purpose e'er than you did; You find it in his wisest page, Whom God deludes is well deluded.

'There is no God,' the wicked saith, 'And truly it's a blessing, For what He might have done with us It's better only guessing.'

And almost every one when age, Disease, or sorrows strike him, Inclines to think there is a God, Or something very like Him.

'Mainly I've been dividing my time between working on my biceps by benchpressing Ferraris filled with supermodels and teaching the homeless to read.

Among the rich you will never find a really generous man even by accident. They may give their money away, but they will never give themselves away; they are e…

Be charitable before Wealth makes thee covetous.