Quote #26

My life has a superb cast but I can't figure out the plot.

More from Ashleigh Brilliant

  1. Maybe I'm lucky to be going so slowly, because I may be going in the wrong direction.
  2. My play was a complete success. The audience was a failure.
  3. It's good to know that if I behave strangely enough, society will take full responsibility for me.
  4. Please don't ask me what the score is, I'm not even sure what the game is.
  5. I waited and waited, and when no message came, I knew it must have been from you.
  6. To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target.
  7. I may not be totally perfect, but parts of me are excellent.
  8. Try to be the best of what you are, even if what you are is no good.

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