I never did pal around with actresses. Their talk usually bored me to tears.

I often think that a slightly exposed shoulder emerging from a long satin nightgown packs more sex than two naked bodies in bed.

I have often seen an actor laugh off the stage, but I don't remember ever having seen one weep.

I think I'll have a large order of prognosis negative.

[This award is] meaningful because it comes from my fellow dealers in celluloid.

Sweetheart, I'm the biggest ripped-off cartoonist in the history of the world, and that's all I'm going to say.

'I think the music business will eventually crush me, but I [smiles]... I'm ready.' - in Strange Parallel